White keychain reads: OUT OF PATIENCE FOR DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING MEN IN UNMERITED POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY in black lettering. Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.-Approximate size: 3.75″x1.75″ and comes on a split ring.-Materials: plastic and metalKeychains come with branded hang-tag and are easy to display in stores of all sizes!Main text on front, small “GET BULLISH” on the back near the bottom